TrumpUSA Feminism: Dr. Feelgood

Abishai100

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This is a TrumpUSA feminism-parable inspired by The Contender.

Signing off,



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"A man fascinated by the feminine paintings of Georgia O'Keefe began sending anonymous letters to the Washington Post about how modern American politicians were apathetic towards gender-politics and women's rights. This man suggested that America elected a chauvinist-celebrity president (Donald Trump) to forget about its moral obligations toward women!"

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"As Trump read the editorial of this passionate man, he decided to retort on Twitter, 'I like what this man said about the philosophical value of O'Keefe's symbolic paintings, but I have to say that when I think of him I don't think of the mighty King Leonidas of Ancient Sparta, so until I have reason to assume otherwise, I won't automatically conclude that this passionate man is correct about America's obliviousness towards women's rights in modern politics'!"

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"After Trump's tweet, a volcano near the Pacific erupted violently, giving off hot fiery sparks and spewing liquid-hot magma. A witness of the volcano-eruption tweeted, 'Perhaps this volcano should remind Trump that arrogance towards the cries of everyday pedestrians/citizens such as the man who wrote passionately about O'Keefe's feminism-symbolic paintings will only lead to the Earth and Mother Nature retaliating violently'!"

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"After Trump came by this tweet by the volcano-eruption witness, he decided there were simply too many urban anti-TrumpUSA protests by random Americans simply wanting to create media hysteria and crowd ruckus. He wondered what happened to the legions of citizens who cheered proudly for capitalism-institutions such as the NYSE and history-monuments such as the Liberty Bell. Was America becoming too...feminine?"

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"As Trump was pondering all this, a deadly new crime syndicate known as Black Mask was emerging in Moscow and preparing a large-scale terrorist-attack on the World Cup soccer tournament in the summer of 2018. Black Mask cared nothing for Georgia O'Keefe or the erupting-volcano and only wanted to use the World Cup to remind the world that no kind of modern commercial/tourist traffic was safe (or sane!)."

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GOD: I like Georgia O'Keefe...
SATAN: She's quite popular in art-circles.
GOD: Well, that Post editorial highlighted her continuing impact.
SATAN: Yes, her feminism-oriented works are applicable to gender-politics.
GOD: That's certainly arguable, but it certainly unnerved Trump!
SATAN: I think President Trump worries about pedestrian support more than people think.
GOD: Sure he does; he's a businessman after all and cares about consumers.
SATAN: He's a capitalism diplomat above all...
GOD: What's wrong with that?
SATAN: People will always link capitalism with profiteerism.
GOD: Unfortunately, communism creates too much fascism.
SATAN: Maybe American media requires an extra dose of feminist-rhetoric!
GOD: Why? I think modern-media offers rich stimulation (e.g., The Ellen DeGeneres Show).
SATAN: When Ellen announced she was a proud lesbian, many Americans were shocked.
GOD: Never underestimate the power of gossip. Isn't Clooney making a Leonidas film?
SATAN: I believe he is; he wants to portray the warlike 'stance' of Ancient Sparta.
GOD: Has political philosophy changed drastically (circa Cleopatra to Hillary Clinton)?
SATAN: Female sensitivity will always be appreciated by community-thinkers.
GOD: Everyone believes that (at least)...

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