No, I'm dead serious here, not satirical in the least... What you should realize is that even though you were taking a stab at humor & satire you were making your own statement in the guise of another's spoken and seemingly direct words.
No shit Sherlock. That's what satire *IS*.
you misrepresented someone's words using fictitious, slanderous and libelous... supposed quotes.
They can't be both "slanderous" and "libelous" You gotta pick one. Perhaps first you need to go find out what they mean.
Libelous they may be, but that's not for me to charge or be charged with. Those would be Barack O'bama and Donald T. Rump, respectively. And no, they're not at all "fictitious" or "misrepresented" at all; they're verbatim. Hence the pointed humor.
Meanwhile I use the moron's words as material. Which I then have to spell out in third-grade English for the dense apparently. Tough crowd.
That just 'aint' cool... humor and satire are great but putting cobbled up fraudulent quotes into someone's mouth and then hiding coyly behind "satire" Nawhhh. That's more than a bitch move... it's beyond the pale... I'm truly disgusted by you!!!
I am left to conclude you're either going for amateur dadaist humor, or you're a moron. If it's the former you suck at it. If the latter ---- not so much.