Three Wishes

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    Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the
    Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

    Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special senator's airplane "

    The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

    Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

    The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

    Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

    The kid says, "I will be after my Dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
     
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