The Physicist and the Climatologist

Discussion in 'Environment' started by IanC, Sep 9, 2011.

  1. IanC
    Online

    IanC Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2009
    Messages:
    9,198
    Thanks Received:
    1,071
    Trophy Points:
    245
    Ratings:
    +2,448
    I cribbed this from a blog comment, I dont know the original source. enjoy


    The Physicist and the Climatologist
    Climatologist; I have a system of undetermined complexity and undetermined composition, floating and spinning in space. It has a few internal but steady state and minor energy sources. An external energy source radiates 1365 watts per meter squared at it on a constant basis. What will happen?
    Physicist; The system will arrive at a steady state temperature which radiates heat to space that equals the total of the energy inputs. Complexity of the system being unknown, and the body spinning in space versus the radiated energy source, there will be cyclic variations in temperature, but the long term average will not change.
    Climatologist; Well what if I change the composition of the system?
    Physicist; see above.
    Climatologist; Perhaps you don’t understand my question. The system has an unknown quantity of CO2 in the atmosphere that absorbs energy in the same spectrum as the system is radiating. There are also quantities of carbon and oxygen that are combining to create more CO2 which absorbs more energy. Would this not raise the temperature of the system?
    Physicist; there would be a temporary fluctuation in temperature caused by changes in how energy flows through the system, but for the long term average… see above.
    Climatologist; But the CO2 would cause a small rise in temperature, which even if it was temporary would cause a huge rise in water vapour which would absorb even more of the energy being radiated by the system. This would have to raise the temperature of the system.
    Physicist; there would be a temporary fluctuation in the temperature caused by changes in how energy flows through the system, but for the long term average… see above.
    Climatologist; That can’t be true. I’ve been measuring temperature at thousands of points in the system and the average is rising.
    Physicist; The temperature rise you observe can be due to one of two factors. It may be due to a cyclic variation that has not completed, or it could be due to the changes you alluded to earlier resulting in a redistribution of energy in the system that affects the measurement points more than the system as a whole. Unless the energy inputs have changed, the long term temperature average would be… see above.
    Climatologist; AHA! All that burning of fossil fuel is releasing energy that was stored millions of years ago, you cannot deny that this would increase temperature.
    Physicist; Is it more than 0.01 % of what the energy source shining on the planet is?
    Climatologist; Uhm… no.
    Physicist; Rounding error. For the long term temperature of the planet… see above.
    Climatologist; Methane! Methane absorbs even more than CO2.
    Physicist; see above.
    Climatologist; Clouds! Clouds would retain more energy!
    Physicist; see above. (EDIT Sept 9, 2011 . SEE SB11 !)
    Climatologist; Blasphemer! Unbeliever! The temperature HAS to rise! I have reports! I have measurements! I have computer simulations! I have committees! United Nations committees! Grant money! Billions and billions and billions! I CAN’T be wrong, I will never explain it! Billions! and the carbon trading! Trillions in carbon trading!
    Physicist; how much grant money?
    Climatologist; Billions.
    Physicist; Billions? Really? BILLIONS?
    Climatologist; Oh, easily billions.
    Physicist; Wow…
    Climatologist; Oh lotsa billions. Hey…. you wouldn’t happen to have any research you need funded….?
    Climatologist; Hi. I used to be a physicist. When I started to understand the danger the world was in though, I decided to do the right thing and become a climatologist. Let me explain the greenhouse effect to you…
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2011
  2. CrusaderFrank
    Online

    CrusaderFrank Diamond Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2009
    Messages:
    81,258
    Thanks Received:
    14,919
    Trophy Points:
    2,210
    Ratings:
    +37,053
    :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

    I live for the day when ever last one of the Decline Hiding Death Worshiping Cult known as AGW "Scientists" are kicked out of every college and University in this once great nation
     
  3. Old Rocks
    Offline

    Old Rocks Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2008
    Messages:
    46,488
    Thanks Received:
    5,416
    Trophy Points:
    1,840
    Location:
    Portland, Ore.
    Ratings:
    +10,327
    Ah yes. here we go again. Scientists are self serving amoral beings that are all in a conspiracy to decieve us. Just ignore the number of weather disasters in the last 12 months in the US. Ignore the weather disasters in the last 12 months in the world. Ignore the fact that with a solar minimum and a very strong La Nina, we still are getting a very warm year. Ignore the worldwide retreat of the glaciers, the melting of the continental ice caps.

    But above all, let nothing like reality interfere with your far right wingnut fairy tales.
     
  4. Big Fitz
    Offline

    Big Fitz User Quit *****

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    16,917
    Thanks Received:
    2,473
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Ratings:
    +2,475
    And that's how Global Warming Science is made.
     
  5. Matthew
    Offline

    Matthew Blue dog all the way!

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2010
    Messages:
    49,737
    Thanks Received:
    4,605
    Trophy Points:
    1,885
    Location:
    Portland Oregon
    Ratings:
    +15,190
    The UAH for August was 3rd hottest. That is satellite that came from Spencer. Hell I doubt even the GISS, NOAA is going to come in at higher then the top 6-8 for August. WTF is going on with Spencer?


    UAH MSU 8-2011: +0.33 °C. Rank: 3/33
    Warmest August in this series was in 1998.
    Average last 12 months: 0.20 °C.
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2011
  6. Old Rocks
    Offline

    Old Rocks Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2008
    Messages:
    46,488
    Thanks Received:
    5,416
    Trophy Points:
    1,840
    Location:
    Portland, Ore.
    Ratings:
    +10,327
    No idea. That cute little sine curve he threw into his August graph left me wondering what the hell he is up to.
     
  7. asedeL
    Offline

    asedeL Rookie

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2011
    Messages:
    20
    Thanks Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Location:
    California
    Ratings:
    +2
    :clap2:.... I like it.
     
  8. wirebender
    Offline

    wirebender Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2011
    Messages:
    1,723
    Thanks Received:
    120
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    NC
    Ratings:
    +120
    Funny how rocks et al belive skepticism is due to a lousy 20 million that exxon supposedly spent over the period of a decade on skepticism but have a hard time believing that warmism isn't due to billions upon billions dedicated exclusively to perpetuating a hoax.
     

Share This Page