The Mindless Thread

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[Michelle420]

 

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A mindless decision.


Sunglasses or not?

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Marcy, a hottie goes horseback riding.
They start out at a walk, then go to trot
but then the ride goes to a gallop.
The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden
she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins.
The horse doesn't slow and the blonde's
being dragged with her boobs now exposed.
She doesn't know what to do.
It goes on for an eternity, her being drug.
Finally, the laughing Store manager unplugs it.

 

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then asks him his last name.

Fred says, "I used to have a last name but lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
So, Fred says, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted
to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and
finally got my degree.

"I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to
go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree,
so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Later I Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling
around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."

"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD,
with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they
took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now
I am Just Fred."

The things an LEO has to endure!

 

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A happy woman never shuts up!

 

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2nd most beautiful car ever.

 

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I farted in the shower this morning. Now I know how all those jews in ww2 must have felt.

 

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As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, “Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.”

Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Donnie?”
“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Donnie replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you said her husband is dead and she gives you beer?”

“Well, not exactly”, Donnie says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Cooter’s widow.?

She said, “You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.”

Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are!"

 

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It's ok were good tomorrow!

 

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An he got 6 months in prison for what he said to the LEO.

 

[Michelle420]

Is this thread just for yourself?

 

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Is this thread just for yourself?

Jump in if you feel like it.

 

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"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.."
The little boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that,"
he concedes. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500
for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he
gets for Howard."

 

[Michelle420]

Jump in if you feel like it.

I have a music thread for myself to go back and listen to all the songs I like. I didn't want to hijack it. But if you are ok with posts here I will.

 

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Sure its mostly mindless, ridiculous, fun meant ideas.

Q. ... It's sort of like why do people buy 7.5 oz. cans of Pop?
A. ... They don't want any to go to waste.