The Mindless Thread

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Bloody hell...

 

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You know your doing well,
your teeth rattle louder then
the shopping cart that your pushing and
you pass another shopping in a
Power Chair shopping cart, after
nearly running into it in the isle.

 

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I wasted years reading good books, the time passed quickly and I wasn't bored much!
It wasn't paradise and that's the truth. But then I found a Commodore 64 and 2 floppy disc drives.
+ an Okidata printer. It did so well. I was no longer bored. It was a friend of mine.
Sure it began a search for A Window that Wasn't boring. haha
An she was beautiful, a tall but sassy brunette unfixable too!

 

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"Mrs. Hill, this is Doctor Jones at Long Streets Med. Lab. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Hill arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Hill asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Hill. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.




( "OK I'm a Hill out of here!" ) twss

 

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Sure, an I have my doubts.

 

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Guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he takes his brew over to her and asks,
"would you mind if I ask you a question?"

She responds loudly, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is staring at them.

Guy is embarrassed and goes back to his Stool with his Brew.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you."

"I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
Guy says loudly, "What do you mean $200?"

 

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Coming home and falling asleep in my Easy rocker with foot stool
has nothing to do with coming home drunk, I'm in the prime of life.

 

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One of my friends turned 100 this past weekend.
What started out as a small party to celebrate such
a wonderful event soon became very emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers. ..... .....


CHANCES ARE THE SAND'S RUN DOWN NOW :

 

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Rising costal tides, waters and Waves.

So, you're a rich {POC} so, raise your mansion up 100 feet & like the rest are going to haft to. who the fuck cares.
You can afford to levy your fortune to save it for a decade or so. "get off of my throne. "My bathroom stool
is mine!" ..... .....

 

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You search with your remote & you will have for some minutes!
Sure its constant. Adds & still many more minutes and
you can pick what you want to watch!
Are you Click Bate?

 

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Last summer I hooked up with a hottie while on vacation and
fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of my vacation,
we went to dinner and had a serious talk about how we could
continue our relationship over distances.

I forget the rest of the joke.