The Half Wit

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    The Half Wit

    A man owned a small farm in Iowa. The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

    "Well, there are my hired hands. One has been with me for four years; the other for three. I pay them each $600 a week, plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He takes home $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every week," replied the farmer.

    "That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," said the agent.

    The farmer said, "That would be me."
     
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    LOL... I like that and totally can relate
     
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    LOL I represent that remark too! :wtf:
     
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    I think anyone who owns a business could get that...
     

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