The End Times are near

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    I go to a Coke machine this morning, put my money in, press the button for Diet Coke, and a fucking Diet Pepsi falls out. God dammit. :mad:

    It's a sign of End Times, I tell ya.
     
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    thats obama
     
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    I heard it's Boooooooosh.
     
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    Really ?
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    Imagine that.

    When you"re right, you're right.
     
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    Was it all shaken up?
     
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    The dead birds had something to do with it.
     
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    ...which makes me think: After an earthquake in California, is the soda which comes out of soda machines all shaken up and spew all about?
     
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    This used to happen to me ALL the time.

    I'd press the Cherry Coke button and a Pepsi would fall out. After this happening 40 or 50 times, I finally figured out to ...

    ... push the button harder, 'cause that'll get my Cherry Coke out!
     
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    Just say no to Coke.
     

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