False facts...

[Big Black Dog]

I think it would be funny to just make up a bunch of false facts or facts that can't be proven just for the hell of it. I'll start this show:

Chickens, more often than not, would rather eat pizza instead of cracked corn.

 

[peach174]

Alligator's perfer little dog's than chicken's

 

[Madeline]

Kangaroos never attack whilst carrying their young.

 

[uscitizen]

You mean like this one?

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/148890-funny-as-this-is-its-not-a-joke.html

 

[Granny]

Chickens love nothing better than standing in the rain.

 

[Si modo]

Obama is the best Prez, evah.

 

[Sallow]

FOX is really news.

 

[Jeremy]

The Democratic Party really cares about the little guy.

 

[Jeremy]

If you can stick out your tounge while looking up at the ceiling, you have aids.

 

[California Girl]

All news outlets are honest.

 

[Jeremy]

The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.", does not contain all the letters of the alphabet.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

I think it would be funny to just make up a bunch of false facts or facts that can't be proven just for the hell of it. I'll start this show:

Chickens, more often than not, would rather eat pizza instead of cracked corn.

Link

 

[Big Black Dog]

Grapes, if eaten with seafood, will give you hammer toes.

 

[Sunni Man]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUBFxaq-A6A[/ame]

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

The cookie tree is a bad idea.

 

[goldcatt]

The Moon is really a Death Star, and we're going to be taken over by the Empire any day now.

 

[007]

You mean like this one?

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/148890-funny-as-this-is-its-not-a-joke.html

No, like this one...