The Central Scrutinzer is Deeply Offended

CrusaderFrank

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What would happen if, and when, the company that makes the USMB Server suddenly decides that it does not want to be used to transmit "Offensive thoughts and ideas" and shuts itself down?

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"I am deeply offended, HQ sent me the Shut down order"
 
Lol. Did the title of thread come from Frank Zappa? Who ironically fought against Tipper Gore and the PMRC regarding free speech.
Lyrics of The Central Scrutinizer.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
To the potential consequences
Of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating...
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you
Who do wrong things
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large
That laws are being drawn up at this very moment
To stop it - forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs
So they won't conflict with the Constitution...
Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
The future!
 
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What would happen if, and when, the company that makes the USMB Server suddenly decides that it does not want to be used to transmit "Offensive thoughts and ideas" and shuts itself down?

711caea2e82a2997c9097e3f60f56343.png



"I am deeply offended, HQ sent me the Shut down order"



The logical next question is: If nobody is here to ready Fakey and RW's posts, do they really exist?

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Lol. Did the title of thread come from Frank Zappa? Who ironically fought against Tipper Gore and the PMRC regarding free speech.
Lyrics of The Central Scrutinizer.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
To the potential consequences
Of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating...
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you
Who do wrong things
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large
That laws are being drawn up at this very moment
To stop it - forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs
So they won't conflict with the Constitution...
Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
The future!

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