Ted Cruz breaking the news to his father he was endorsing Donald Trump:

[Sun Devil 92]

Was this supposed to be funny ?

Intelligent ?

It's neither.

Ted Cruz probably got informed that his ticket to play in the future would rest on his support of Trump. Not because Trump wants him, but because there is about 25% of the country out there that is foaming at the mouth over Donald and right now they smell blood.

If Donald loses and it is percieved that people like Cruz cut him off at the knees....Cruz will never see help from these people and he will need their help.

Paul Ryan pretty much guaranteed he won't be running for a national office anytime soon when he turned on Trump.

It was both funny and intelligent. The entire time I was writing it, I couldn't stop laughing. Just reading it makes me laugh all over again.

Imagine you had to explain to your dad that you were endorsing a man who said your father killed JFK. How would you explain it to him? Think about it.

You admit to laughing at your own posts.

Now THAT is funny.

The whole idea behind "trying" to be funny is being funny.

I would laugh at more right wing posts, but many are so ignorant they scare me as much as they make me laugh.

Like killing the families of suicide bombers. Woman and babies? And they think that would work?

Every post of yours basically flies in your claim to post things that are intelligent.

You always...and I mean....ALWAYS....commit the fallacy of generalization. You ascribe the rantings of a few whackjobs to half this nation.

Only because it suites your purposes.

You are a liar and a fraud.

You are not that funny.

And certainly don't dazzle the board with your intelligence.

Fear rules your life.

But you make good fodder for the rest of us who see you for the clown you are.

 

[rdean]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

 

[rdean]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

Imagine how Ted's father feels.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

Imagine how Ted's father feels.

I am to busy laughing at you to imagine anything.

 

[rdean]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

Imagine how Ted's father feels.

I am to busy laughing at you to imagine anything.

I bet you aren't laughing as much as Donald Trump.

 

[rightwinger]

Cruz on the Telephone to his father:

Hi Dad, it's Ted, Dad, I just wanted you to know I'm endorsing Donald Trump.

Yes dad, I said Donald Trump.

Yes, THAT Donald Trump.

Of course you didn't assassinate JFK.

Because I want to run for president again.

Dad, I have to do this if I run for president.

What?

Oh dad, don't be silly. No one is going to arrest you for killing JFK.

Dad, I didn't say

Dad, stop, I didn't say

Dad, I didn't say you killed JFK.

Oh dad, stop crying. You're being ridiculous.

Dad?

Dad?

He hung up

Ted Cruz had a similar conversation with his wife

 

[rdean]

Cruz didn't come around to supporting Trump until Reince Priebus said this:

Reince has a lot of balls.

Beyond the two most guys have?

 

[rdean]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

Imagine how Ted's father feels.

I am to busy laughing at you to imagine anything.

Funny how you have so many delusions, but can't imagine.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Hello? Dad? Is that you?

But Dad.......

Dad, I never...........

Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

Dad, I know you're a citizen.

Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

Hello?

Dad?

Dad?

Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.

Imagine how Ted's father feels.

I am to busy laughing at you to imagine anything.

Funny how you have so many delusions, but can't imagine.

I don't recall consistently being called the board moron like you are.