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Tearful militant discovers friend drank away donation money: ‘It’s like finding out there is no such thing as Santa’
A heartbroken militiaman announced that one of his buddies had walked off the Oregon nature preserve they had overtaken and had holed up in a local motel to drink away donation money....
Some of the militants have reportedly been spotted eating at area restaurants during the standoff, as well.
The militants have been allowed to come and go freely from the nature preserve in the absence of a law enforcement presence, but at least one of them, Brian “Booda” Cavalier, failed to return after a newspaper report revealed he had lied about serving in the U.S. Marines.
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Oregon militants brawl as friends beg them to go home: ‘You’re surrounded by informants’
At least one of the militants, Joe “Capt. O” Oshaugnessy, left the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge amid drinking claims after arguing with participants over bringing their wives and children to the standoff, and another — Brian “Booda” Cavalier — left the compound after news reports revealed he had lied about serving in the military.
A former compatriot-turned-opponent claims one of the most prominent militants, Blaine Cooper, sucker-punched one of his friends — sending the counter-protester to the hospital with a concussion and serious facial injuries.
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Seth Meyers mocks militia cries for help: Who wants to live ‘in the woods with some heavily armed strangers?’
“Clearly, the militia’s plan is not super thought-out,” he said.
Meyers, like anyone else who watched the segment, was highly amused by the spectacle of LaVoy Finicum, a 55-year-old militant who hid under a blue tarp with his rifle during an interview with MSNBC.
“That’s right — there’s a dude under a tarp, sitting in a rocking chair, holding a rifle,” Meyers marveled. “That sounds like a guess in a game of ‘Militia Clue.'”
Liars, drunks and crazy old fart Finicum, a morman with 11 kids. What a clusterfuck. They're nothing but late-night-comedy fodder.
A heartbroken militiaman announced that one of his buddies had walked off the Oregon nature preserve they had overtaken and had holed up in a local motel to drink away donation money....
Some of the militants have reportedly been spotted eating at area restaurants during the standoff, as well.
The militants have been allowed to come and go freely from the nature preserve in the absence of a law enforcement presence, but at least one of them, Brian “Booda” Cavalier, failed to return after a newspaper report revealed he had lied about serving in the U.S. Marines.
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Oregon militants brawl as friends beg them to go home: ‘You’re surrounded by informants’
At least one of the militants, Joe “Capt. O” Oshaugnessy, left the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge amid drinking claims after arguing with participants over bringing their wives and children to the standoff, and another — Brian “Booda” Cavalier — left the compound after news reports revealed he had lied about serving in the military.
A former compatriot-turned-opponent claims one of the most prominent militants, Blaine Cooper, sucker-punched one of his friends — sending the counter-protester to the hospital with a concussion and serious facial injuries.
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Seth Meyers mocks militia cries for help: Who wants to live ‘in the woods with some heavily armed strangers?’
“Clearly, the militia’s plan is not super thought-out,” he said.
Meyers, like anyone else who watched the segment, was highly amused by the spectacle of LaVoy Finicum, a 55-year-old militant who hid under a blue tarp with his rifle during an interview with MSNBC.
“That’s right — there’s a dude under a tarp, sitting in a rocking chair, holding a rifle,” Meyers marveled. “That sounds like a guess in a game of ‘Militia Clue.'”
Liars, drunks and crazy old fart Finicum, a morman with 11 kids. What a clusterfuck. They're nothing but late-night-comedy fodder.
