Superpowers!!!

[JOKER96BRAVO]

my superpower rules all others....watch..

try to reply, Joker!!

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Nevermind

 

[freeandfun1]

Damn, I knew I should have taken that left at the 16th century.

Well, if you would have just asked that barmaid instead of being too embarrassed to do so, you might not be in the mess you are now!

 

[Annie]

Well, if you would have just asked that barmaid instead of being too embarrassed to do so, you might not be in the mess you are now!

My point exactly. Hey, he wouldn't ask a stablehand, much less a barmaid! :cof:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Well, if you would have just asked that barmaid instead of being too embarrassed to do so, you might not be in the mess you are now!

Sorry, I was staring at her bewbs!

 

[Annie]

Sorry, I was staring at her bewbs!

Sorry, I had to do it!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Sorry, I had to do it!

**goes back in time and catches hand**
HA HA!!!!

 

[rtwngAvngr]

The ability to kick anyone's ass on any topic at any time. Oh wait. I'm already living the dream. I will use the power to destroy stupidity where I find it.

 

[Annie]

**goes back in time and catches hand**
HA HA!!!!

Whoops, caught you with the left.

 

[deaddude]

My list of possibles

-Be able to emit any sound for any length of time. Sounds kind of weak but being able to create brown notes, E.L.F.s, and hit resonate frequencies would be awesome

-teleportation, my respects to Nightcrawler

-the ability to smear people equally across a galaxy

-shape shifting, do impersonations of annoying politicians and make them commit political suicide

-the ability to pee with the force of a bullet

-the ability to make women gullible enough to believe the lies

- :sausage:ify people

- The ability to make this guy give a fuck

-the ability to come up with more things for the list

-the ability to give William Shatner the ability to act (that is power)

- The ability to erase all of William Shatner’s albums from the time stream

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Whoops, caught you with the left.

**Goes back in time and ties K up before she can slap Joker**
(and fills her purse up with Cheese Whiz).
HAAAAA

 

[Annie]

**Goes back in time and ties K up before she can slap Joker**
(and fills her purse up with Cheese Whiz).
HAAAAA

Ok, you win. Anyone have some Ritz crackers?

 

[deaddude]

-ability to create Ritz crackers out of thin air

 

[freeandfun1]

-ability to create Ritz crackers out of thin air

the ability to smoke pot without the smoke.....

then I would eat the Ritz Crackers with Cheese Wiz (and grape soda)! :happy2:

 

[Annie]

the ability to smoke pot without the smoke.....

then I would eat the Ritz Crackers with Cheese Wiz (and grape soda)! :happy2:

Let go of me Ritz! I have the Cheese Whiz!

 

[5stringJeff]

The ability to use the Force to convince people to elect me to office, and then the ability to convinve the GOP leadership to give me the good House chairmanships, and then the ability to ramrod stuff through Congress, and therefore the ability ot RULE THE WORLD!!!

 

[5stringJeff]

The ability to use the Force to convince people to elect me to office, and then the ability to convinve the GOP leadership to give me the good House chairmanships, and then the ability to ramrod stuff through Congress, and therefore the ability ot RULE THE WORLD!!!

Actually, I would also like the ability to travel in time.

And the ability to have women fall all over themselves to impress me!

And the ability to be built like an NFL linebacker without even trying!

 

[Adam's Apple]

I would like two superpowers: the power to heal and the power to foresee the future. Both powers, of course, would be used to make the world a better place for those who live here now and in the future.

 

[dmp]

My superpower is still best!



:tng:

 

[no1tovote4]

I would like the power to read and speak every conceivable human language, (alien too if we ever meet any).

Mostly I would use the power to learn. It would be helpful in Dimplomacy situations as well...

 

[Joz]

Remember Bewitched? That's what I want. How would I use it? There's not enough room to write it all down!