Superpowers!!!

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    If you could pick 1 superpower to have, What would it be
    and how would you use it?
     
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    The ability to keep everyone happy simultaneously.
     
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    You have to put some kind of damper on a power like that.
    Such as everyone within a 2 mile radius of you, or everyone who sees you.
    You could just hang posters of yourself everywhere.

    Well I guess you don't have to, I did say you could pick.
    But that's what Stan Lee would do to you.
     
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    I'd like to be invisible.
     
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    You missed the second question...
    How would you use it?
     
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    I'd have the ability to cause any person, at any time, to orgasm, for as long, and as intense or not, as I wanted. Think how funny it'd be the next time John Kerry is on TV...


    "My fello--OOHH MY GOD!!!! AHHHH....."

    His eyes roll back in his head, and he messes himself. lol. That'd be better than a Mel Brooks movie.
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    That's a good one....
     
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    Well it would be impossible to top -=D=-, but I would have the ability to read politicians' minds. Then I would write on what they really thought and what they really had said they believed! Yes, it would include snarky thoughts of the politicians also.

    If I can't have that power, I'd settle for mind control.
     
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    We need someone with that power...
     
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    Ooops. I'd use it for good of course.
     

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