Stump the Bonz

[Pop23]

Why would anyone not sleep with me?

Because you are married? (or does this include your wife)? do you snore a lot?

Ahhhh, questions, but no answers!

Point for the popster

I've thrown in the towel! Ya'll drove me crazy! But you are correct, I don't know
My guess would be snoring or stinky feet!

No dammit, those are actually two of my least offensive attributes.

 

[Bonzi]

Why would anyone not sleep with me?

Because you are married? (or does this include your wife)? do you snore a lot?

Ahhhh, questions, but no answers!

Point for the popster

I've thrown in the towel! Ya'll drove me crazy! But you are correct, I don't know
My guess would be snoring or stinky feet!

No dammit, those are actually two of my least offensive attributes.

then you must be a bed and/or cover hog!

 

[ChrisL]

So what is a "point?" I stumped you, and I don't feel any richer yet.

 

[Bonzi]

No point. Most of what I do has no point, except for fun, interaction and goofiness

 

[Pop23]

I thought a point got you double airline miles?

My bad

 

[Bonzi]

Well maybe the prize comes later... like a surprise

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Bonzi]

Once again, total opposites.
I'm the one that doesn't want to ask for directions - HE does!
Of course, I'm the one that has to listen to them and remember them - and if I don't. Hell to pay!

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

If they stop you on the street and demand directions, tell them to kiss your ass.

 

[Pogo]

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Because he hasn't felt softness yet.

 

[Pogo]

Because he hasn't felt softness yet.

Actually we never heard the answer on the records but I think the answer is --"Purple, because aliens don't wear hats".

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Because he hasn't felt softness yet.

Actually we never heard the answer on the records but I think the answer is --"Purple, because aliens don't wear hats".

Alien hats.

Alien hats

What a stack!

Do aliens wear hats?

 

[Bonzi]

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

I cheated... found on Yahoo! Answers:

Best Answer: It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porridge grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Why is the swift called that?

 

[Bonzi]

Why is the swift called that?

Cause they fly well (but are they super fast?) ... maybe they should be called The Acrobatic?

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Why is the swift called that?

Cause they fly well (but are they super fast?) ... maybe they should be called The Acrobatic?

Or the tirematic.

Or the wing-o-matic.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Here's a tough one.

I have seen many cranes. I saw one at a local school around a month ago while walking my dog.

Why do people never see a crane topple over?

 

[Bonzi]

Here's a tough one.

I have seen many cranes. I saw one at a local school around a month ago while walking my dog.

Why do people never see a crane topple over?

The bird or the machine?

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Here's a tough one.

I have seen many cranes. I saw one at a local school around a month ago while walking my dog.

Why do people never see a crane topple over?

The bird or the machine?

The bird silly.

Do I get a point yet?

Maybe, I will get two points.

Which birds live in Copley Woods?

Intruders: The Incredible Visitations at Copley Woods