Republican slogans for 2012 ?

[NYcarbineer]

Republican Politician Special!!

Buy one, get one free!!

 

[QUENTIN]

"Why trust government? Trust corporations!"
"Money is your life!"
"Profit before people!"
"Bombs not bread!"
"No child educated!"
"Fuck the rest of the world!"
"Fuck the poor and middle class!"
"Privatize more stuff!"
"Kill kill kill! Torture torture torture!"
"More pollution, less trees!"
"We're overdue to get something right, this could finally be our moment!"

 

[The Rabbi]

"You want your old job back. We want ours."

 

[rdean]

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....and we will ship your ass to Iraq.

 

[saveliberty]

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....and we will ship your ass to Iraq.

Don't be silly, we will be in Pakistan by then.

 

[Toronado3800]

How about this one?

Vote Democratic.
America hasn't been fucked with enough.

How so,

Like in the S&L and latest Wallstreet disasters?

Oh, and no Republican is going to get votes talking about deficits after the Reagan and Bush years.

Come on. Some Republican has better ideas than "Obama sucks"

Such negativity isn't going to get the GOP anywhere.

How about something crazy like compelling Americans to invest their retirement funds in the stock market? At least that was a thought to artificially prop up mutual funds.

How about a big positive vision. Like "We're going to use stimulus funds to dig a moat or build a wall across the entire Mexican boarder"

Or "We're going to put in prison ANYONE who hires an illegal alien." All that would take is requiring an employer to photocopy a darned license or state ID.

Defending the Constitution is a good start. Have to ditch all them moral majority big government types though. Time to say something positive like we're going to....?

 

[Oscar Wao]

Listen to Rush...He Has All the Answers!

 

[Modbert]

My contribution:

"Conservative to Conservatism as Dr. Pepper is to Medicine"

 

[Just_Bob]

How about:


OBAMA 2012
You Aint Seen Nothing Yet!

Obama 2012
He's Just Getting Started!

 

[Meister]

Obama 2012
Vote For Me and I'll Set You Free

 

[Meister]

Obama 2012
Hope and Change

 

[Meister]

Republican 2012
How's That Gov. Job Workin' For You?

 

[Dr.Drock]

The republican candidate should run on the same thing the democrat candidate did in 2008.

"Hey, I'm not in the same party as the president that's fucked everything up."

Since government hasn't had an accomplishment in recent history you can't run on that, you just have to run on what you aren't.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Oh, I've got some.

The economy?

Bin Laden?

Health care?

Katrina?

WMD?

Help us finish the job Bush started.

Nice to know that you know you still have to run on not being Bush.

fyi; Only 1 Pres has ever been re-elected with 8% or more UE.

 

[Sallow]

I got a few.

Vote Republican - We wrecked it before..and we can wreck it again.

Vote Republican - Come on..admit it. You miss the fear mongering.

Vote Republican - Because whatever you are for..we are against it!

 

[Two Thumbs]

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....and we will ship your ass to Iraq.

Iraq is a coosh job right now. Next to nothing going on.

 

[Sallow]

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....

Need to Work?

Need Quality Health Care?

Need to Keep More of What You Earn?

The answer is simple, Vote Republican.....and we will ship your ass to Iraq.

Iraq is a coosh job right now. Next to nothing going on.

That might have been the point.

 

[Two Thumbs]

If you wanted bad to worse, you got the change you wanted.

Is it better now?

FDR failed to spend outta debt. Do you want to give Obama another 4 to fail some more?

Why are we bombing Lybia?

Why are we bombing Pakistan?

Why are we bombing Yemen?

Dems, the party of bombing w/o war.

If you don't want to kill innocent people to save innocent people.

Dems made UE worse and blamed others. They couldn't stop us when they had a historical majority. You really want weak people like that running the country?

UE went down 3 months after we took the House. Imagine if we had the trifecta.

Damn right we said no and we were right to say it.

 

[The Rabbi]

I got a few.

Vote Republican - We wrecked it before..and we can wreck it again.

Vote Republican - Come on..admit it. You miss the fear mongering.

Vote Republican - Because whatever you are for..we are against it!

Vote GOP: We learned our lesson. Have you?
Vote GOP: Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?
Vote GOP: Get Uncle Sam out of your wallet and out of your life.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Dont' vote Republican, vote conservative. And I mean Fiscal Conservative.

Conservatives wanna fuck over the Fed, cuz we wanna know how they like it.

We tried big government. Time to try something else.

Wanna keep sending money overseas? Don't vote conservative.

You like the Constitution? So do we.