Reports say Jackson is not father of children

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    Reports say Jackson is not father of children - Access Hollywood - msnbc.com
     
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    Big surprise there! I have been saying that shit all along. For those kids are white! If Jackson would have been the father they would be darker, Jackson in the beginning was not that light skinned.
     
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    If I was a woman, I wouldn't touch Michael Jackson with a 10 foot pole... Yuck.
     
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    If you were Michael Jackson, you wouldn't touch a woman with a 10 foot pole...YUCK!
     
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    What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?




    ...Michael Jackson’s hand.
     
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    Obviously not. Because of his genetic composition, his biological children would be mulattoes.
     
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    Not any more! Michael Jackson is dead!

    I just heard about it this morning. I think he died last night.

    Choked on a chickenbone I think.
     
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    Apparently Jacko's not dead - he's just a bit off colour
     
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