Reform The U.S.M.B. Before It's To Late.

[Diuretic]

Go to the nearest port and you'll more than likely find my name carved somewhere near one of the "fine" watering establishments. Going down under is some thirsty business.

So you're the bloke that caused the Great Beer Shortage of 19xx!

We'd like a word with you sir, would you like to accompany me to the station?

 

[Gunny]

Not MY fault y'all were unprepared for visitors who hadn't had a drop since Jebel Ali.

 

[Diuretic]

A little note would have been good - we could have stopped drinking for a week to build up the stocks....no, wait, what am I saying?!

 

[Gunny]

A little note would have been good - we could have stopped drinking for a week to build up the stocks....no, wait, what am I saying?!

Right.

If Jesus Christ called ahead and asked you to save some for his second coming you'd probably save him one bottle of Victoria Bitters.

 

[Diuretic]

Right.

If Jesus Christ called ahead and asked you to save some for his second coming you'd probably save him one bottle of Victoria Bitters.

He can have a choice - He can have all the Fosters He wants or He can do a revised Miracle at Canaa (The Beer Version)

 

[no1tovote4]

I want Guinness. It is the nectar of the gods.

 

[Shattered]

I want Guinness. It is the nectar of the gods.

For a nectar of the gods, it sure tastes crummy.

 

[no1tovote4]

For a nectar of the gods, it sure tastes crummy.

My word! Get to the Doctor QUICK! There is something terribly wrong with your taste buds!



Don't worry, there are many on this board who will pray for your healing!

 

[Shattered]

My word! Get to the Doctor QUICK! There is something terribly wrong with your taste buds!



Don't worry, there are many on this board who will pray for your healing!

LMAO!!! You don't know how many times I've been told I need "saving".. Now over some goofy beer.. Will wonders never cease.

I assure you my tastebuds are perfectly in order, however.