Reagan was 69 when he entered the White House, Hillary would be too, Biden 74, Sanders 75

[Claudette]

I hear a lot of talk about vaginas and no talk about Reagans ballsack.

That's because Reagans ballsack was huge and your one jealous son of a bitch.

Is that like an "empty suit?" because at his age I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything worth using there.

Just to tea bag Claudettes mouth

Glad you like teabags since you can't compete with Reagans ballsack.

Too bad. So sad.

 

[ClosedCaption]

I hear a lot of talk about vaginas and no talk about Reagans ballsack.

That's because Reagans ballsack was huge and your one jealous son of a bitch.

You *are.

So is Hilary's vag yet here you are talking about it like your Clitenvious

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It's a September 2021 afternoon, and Russian armies invade what's left of Syria just as the 80 year old President Sanders drools out some Jello from his wheelchair missing his bib.

 

[Claudette]

I hear a lot of talk about vaginas and no talk about Reagans ballsack.

That's because Reagans ballsack was huge and your one jealous son of a bitch.

You *are.

So is Hilary's vag yet here you are talking about it like your Clitenvious

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Oh and you brought up vaginas, not me. You must really miss using one with your poor old hammer.

Too bad. So sad.

 

[ClosedCaption]

I hear a lot of talk about vaginas and no talk about Reagans ballsack.

That's because Reagans ballsack was huge and your one jealous son of a bitch.

You *are.

So is Hilary's vag yet here you are talking about it like your Clitenvious

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

 

[Claudette]

That's because Reagans ballsack was huge and your one jealous son of a bitch.

You *are.

So is Hilary's vag yet here you are talking about it like your Clitenvious

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

 

[Pogo]

It's a September 2021 afternoon, and Russian armies invade what's left of Syria just as the 80 year old President Sanders drools out some Jello from his wheelchair missing his bib.

You're still trapped in the same fallacy. Sanders isn't in that condition -- he's campaigning for POTUS, which is juuuuust a bit stressful. I doubt most of us could handle it.

Harping on age is an indicator that you don't have issues. Fact is, Sanders and Clinton and Rump are all about the same age. Get over it already.

 

[ClosedCaption]

You *are.

So is Hilary's vag yet here you are talking about it like your Clitenvious

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

Yeah, being an asshole comes with having a hammer like mine. Too bad you're so hideous your dildo needs Cialis

 

[JakeStarkey]

She is too old, and so is The Donald, but we Americans are not know for our swift selection in these matters.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It's a September 2021 afternoon, and Russian armies invade what's left of Syria just as the 80 year old President Sanders drools out some Jello from his wheelchair missing his bib.

You're still trapped in the same fallacy. Sanders isn't in that condition -- he's campaigning for POTUS, which is juuuuust a bit stressful. I doubt most of us could handle it.

Harping on age is an indicator that you don't have issues. Fact is, Sanders and Clinton and Rump are all about the same age. Get over it already.

It's May 2019, and Hillary has been telling her White House staff all week that a boy named Bill will be showing up any time to take her to the prom.

 

[Pogo]

It's a September 2021 afternoon, and Russian armies invade what's left of Syria just as the 80 year old President Sanders drools out some Jello from his wheelchair missing his bib.

You're still trapped in the same fallacy. Sanders isn't in that condition -- he's campaigning for POTUS, which is juuuuust a bit stressful. I doubt most of us could handle it.

Harping on age is an indicator that you don't have issues. Fact is, Sanders and Clinton and Rump are all about the same age. Get over it already.

It's May 2019, and Hillary has been telling her White House staff all week that a boy named Bill will be showing up any time to take her to the prom.

QED.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It's April 2020 and while the laughter of children can be heard throughout the White House grounds, as they participate in the annual Easter Egg Roll, 77 year old President Biden runs to the front door of the White House shotgun in hand yelling "Get off my lawn !"

 

[hadit]

The parade of old, rich, white democrat presidential candidates continues.

 

[Claudette]

Not hardly. You are the one who brought up ballsacks. Not my fault you can't compete.

To bad for you. Reagan was twice the man, or whatever the hell you are, will ever be.

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

Yeah, being an asshole comes with having a hammer like mine. Too bad you're so hideous your dildo needs Cialis

You are the only one who knows about your big hammer since everyone else calls it your little hammer.

Oh and you have no idea what I look like.

Guess you can wonder away while you wonder about my dildo. Have fun. LOL

 

[ClosedCaption]

And you brought up Vaginas....So knock the dust off of yours and dab it with some veggie oil

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

Yeah, being an asshole comes with having a hammer like mine. Too bad you're so hideous your dildo needs Cialis

You are the only one who knows about your big hammer since everyone else calls it your little hammer.

Oh and you have no idea what I look like.

Guess you can wonder away while you wonder about my dildo. Have fun. LOL

YOU called it "the hammer".

 

[rightwinger]

The left was always concerned about Reagan's age, and as it turned out Reagan most likely had early Alzheimers before he left the presidency.
Hillary will enter being the same age. Bernie would be 75. Biden would be 74.

One way or another looks like the Dims are going to give us an old fart that will likely be drooling by the time they leave the White House.

Has America thought this through ?

Trump would be 70...but his wife looks like around 14
Does that help?

 

[Claudette]

Sure, just as soon as you scarf some Viagra so you can get it up.

Oh and make sure you knock the dust off your hammer. I know its gotta be a while since you used the poor old thing.

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

Yeah, being an asshole comes with having a hammer like mine. Too bad you're so hideous your dildo needs Cialis

You are the only one who knows about your big hammer since everyone else calls it your little hammer.

Oh and you have no idea what I look like.

Guess you can wonder away while you wonder about my dildo. Have fun. LOL

YOU called it "the hammer".

I was only kidding. Jeeze You sure can't take a joke. Oh and it was a joke.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Ah, so you've heard about me No wonder you all on it

Yup. I've heard about what an asshole you are. Glad to see the rumors aren't rumors at all.

Yeah, being an asshole comes with having a hammer like mine. Too bad you're so hideous your dildo needs Cialis

You are the only one who knows about your big hammer since everyone else calls it your little hammer.

Oh and you have no idea what I look like.

Guess you can wonder away while you wonder about my dildo. Have fun. LOL

YOU called it "the hammer".

I was only kidding. Jeeze You sure can't take a joke. Oh and it was a joke.

You heard about me....Thanks

 

[HappyJoy]

It's 2021 and Hillary is expected to negotiate a new nuclear deal with Iran, and the problem is Hillary believes "I Ran" is a new "Fun With Dick and Jane" book.

How old do you have to be to think there is a joke in there?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It's a warm June 2020 evening and 73 year old President Clinton walks the White House in frustration, peeking in every closet in hopes of finding her record player so she can play her new Bobby Darin record for the girls at the slumber party.
Afterwards she hopes the girls will settle down long enough to watch this weeks episode of Ozzie and Harriet.