Reagan Jokes

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  1. nycflasher

    nycflasher Active Member

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    "I hope you're all Republicans." -speaking to surgeons as he entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt

    "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency — even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."

    "Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

    "Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"

    "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."

    "Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources."

    "There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I would accept that spot. Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears." –on possibly being offered the vice presidency in 1968

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