Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[xotoxi]

Are we allowed to argue with you??

Yes. But you will be wrong.

Just warning you.

I'm just not satisfied with your answer. It's more a consequence than a meaning. Are you willing to try a little harder??

Alright. How about this:

To follow the path to eventual death.

 

[Samson]

Koala.

Are you a fucking Eucalyptus Tree?

I am xotoxi.

Koalae snack on my flesh from time to time.

Like....where?

 

[Colin]

Where does poo come from?

From one's asshole.

It is placed there by God.

And Tigger?

 

[Samson]

Where does poo come from?

From one's asshole.

It is placed there by God.

And Tigger?

Does God have an Asshole?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Why is the Pancreas the only organ to achieve sainthood?

I can name a couple other organs that cause people to discuss gd more often, usually working cooperatively.

 

[xotoxi]

Are you a fucking Eucalyptus Tree?

I am xotoxi.

Koalae snack on my flesh from time to time.

Like....where?

That's a friggin' stupid question! Probably the stupidest that has been asked.

AUSTRALIA, of course!!! DUH!

 

[xotoxi]

From one's asshole.

It is placed there by God.

And Tigger?

Does God have an Asshole?

Yes. Neubarth.

 

[Samson]

I am xotoxi.

Koalae snack on my flesh from time to time.

Like....where?

That's a friggin' stupid question! Probably the stupidest that has been asked.

AUSTRALIA, of course!!! DUH!

No, where on your BODY do Koalae snack.....?

nowhere vital, obviously.

 

[xotoxi]

Why is the Pancreas the only organ to achieve sainthood?

What about the Anus?

St. Anianus - Saints & Angels - Saints & Angels - Catholic Online

 

[xotoxi]

Like....where?

That's a friggin' stupid question! Probably the stupidest that has been asked.

AUSTRALIA, of course!!! DUH!

No, where on your BODY do Koalae snack.....?

nowhere vital, obviously.

Oh.

My scrotum, mainly.

 

[Samson]

That's a friggin' stupid question! Probably the stupidest that has been asked.

AUSTRALIA, of course!!! DUH!

No, where on your BODY do Koalae snack.....?

nowhere vital, obviously.

Oh.

My scrotum, mainly.

Teabagging Koalas Deserve small snacks.

 

[Samson]

And Tigger?

Does God have an Asshole?

Yes. Neubarth.

Why would God need an asshole?

What becomes of heavenly excrement?

 

[xotoxi]

No, where on your BODY do Koalae snack.....?

nowhere vital, obviously.

Oh.

My scrotum, mainly.

Teabagging Koalas Deserve small snacks.

I wouldn't say "small" as much as "wrinkly".

 

[xotoxi]

Does God have an Asshole?

Yes. Neubarth.

Why would God need an asshole?

What becomes of heavenly excrement?

Heavenly excrement becomes human.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Does God have an Asshole?

Yes. Neubarth.

Why would God need an asshole?

What becomes of heavenly excrement?

If it is runny, it is Mr Shaman

If it is solid, it is Yukon

 

[Samson]

Yes. Neubarth.

Why would God need an asshole?

What becomes of heavenly excrement?

If it is runny, it is Mr Shaman

If it is solid, it is Yukon

What if it has corn in it?

 

[xotoxi]

Why would God need an asshole?

What becomes of heavenly excrement?

If it is runny, it is Mr Shaman

If it is solid, it is Yukon

What if it has corn in it?

Corndog.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Where did I leave my keys?

In your hat.

Wow, you're good! That's where they were.

Now if you could only tell me where I left my car last night.

 

[del]

how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?

 

[xotoxi]

Where did I leave my keys?

In your hat.

Wow, you're good! That's where they were.

Now if you could only tell me where I left my car last night.

57th and Main.

And remember that girl from last night...she wasn't 18 like her ID said.