Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[xotoxi]

how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?

Approximately 400.

 

[random3434]

Is there such a thing as a free lunch?

 

[xotoxi]

Is there such a thing as a free lunch?

Yes.

 

[random3434]

Is there such a thing as a free lunch?

Yes.

Are sammys included then?

 

[xotoxi]

Is there such a thing as a free lunch?

Yes.

Are sammys included then?

No. Only the fixin's

 

[Sherry]

Yes. But you will be wrong.

Just warning you.

I'm just not satisfied with your answer. It's more a consequence than a meaning. Are you willing to try a little harder??

Alright. How about this:

To follow the path to eventual death.

Is there life after death??

 

[xotoxi]

I'm just not satisfied with your answer. It's more a consequence than a meaning. Are you willing to try a little harder??

Alright. How about this:

To follow the path to eventual death.

Is there life after death??

No.

 

[Sherry]

Why did you capitalize your name in the title??

 

[Rat in the Hat]

In your hat.

Wow, you're good! That's where they were.

Now if you could only tell me where I left my car last night.

57th and Main.

And remember that girl from last night...she wasn't 18 like her ID said.

But her dad said she was.

That was her dad, right?

 

[xotoxi]

Why did you capitalize your name in the title??

Because xotoxi is ALWAYS capitalized on Saturdays.

 

[xotoxi]

Wow, you're good! That's where they were.

Now if you could only tell me where I left my car last night.

57th and Main.

And remember that girl from last night...she wasn't 18 like her ID said.

But her dad said she was.

That was her dad, right?

It was her pimp.

 

[random3434]

Where would you find more trailers, Kentucky or Ohio?

 

[elvis]

Where would you find more trailers, Kentucky or Ohio?

I would say Kentucky.

 

[xotoxi]

Where would you find more trailers, Kentucky or Ohio?

Maine.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

57th and Main.

And remember that girl from last night...she wasn't 18 like her ID said.

But her dad said she was.

That was her dad, right?

It was her pimp.

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

 

[xotoxi]

But her dad said she was.

That was her dad, right?

It was her pimp.

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

They will not be open tomorrow.

Observed holiday.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Where would you find more trailers, Kentucky or Ohio?

Maine.

Are you sure it's not Arkansas?

 

[xotoxi]

But her dad said she was.

That was her dad, right?

It was her pimp.

Damn.

Should I go to the free clinic tomorrow?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Why would you need to go to the clinic?

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER???

 

[random3434]

Cleetus has the Diabeetus, what's the good doctor say to do?

 

[xotoxi]

Where would you find more trailers, Kentucky or Ohio?

Maine.

Are you sure it's not Arkansas?

I've never been there.

But comparing Kentucky and Ohio, it is clear that Maine has more trailers.