Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[xotoxi]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

 

[RadiomanATL]

What is 2+2?

 

[random3434]

Why are men fasinated with boobies?

 

[xotoxi]

What is 2+2?

A double date.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Why do women love me?

 

[xotoxi]

Why are men fasinated with boobies?

Because men like milk...and nipples.

 

[xotoxi]

Why do women love me?

Because of your cock and balls.

 

[random3434]

Why haven't I started drinking yet, when I have a nice white wine chilling in the fridge, and I'm meeting my friends at an outdoor bar in an hour?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Why do women love me?

Because of your cock and balls.

Ahhhh....OK.


Thanks!

 

[RadiomanATL]

What is 2+2?

A double date.

Wouldn't that be a double, DOUBLE date?

 

[random3434]

Jennifer Ansiton or Angelleeeeee Joleeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Jennifer Ansiton or Angelleeeeee Joleeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Jen all the way.

 

[xotoxi]

Why haven't I started drinking yet, when I have a nice white wine chilling in the fridge, and I'm meeting my friends at an outdoor bar in an hour?

Because you are not thirsty.

 

[xotoxi]

What is 2+2?

A double date.

Wouldn't that be a double, DOUBLE date?

No. A double date is two couples.

 

[xotoxi]

Jennifer Ansiton or Angelleeeeee Joleeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Jen all the way.

This is not your question to answer.

 

[xotoxi]

Jennifer Ansiton or Angelleeeeee Joleeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Jen all the way.

 

[RadiomanATL]

A double date.

Wouldn't that be a double, DOUBLE date?

No. A double date is two couples.

I think double, double date would be more fun. Especially if everyone went naked.

 

[xotoxi]

Wouldn't that be a double, DOUBLE date?

No. A double date is two couples.

I think double, double date would be more fun. Especially if everyone went naked.

That would be an orgy, my son.

That would be an orgy.

 

[RadiomanATL]

No. A double date is two couples.

I think double, double date would be more fun. Especially if everyone went naked.

That would be an orgy, my son.

That would be an orgy.

Wouldn't it be more fun?

 

[xotoxi]

I think double, double date would be more fun. Especially if everyone went naked.

That would be an orgy, my son.

That would be an orgy.

Wouldn't it be more fun?

As long as everyone is hot.