Jon
The CPA
What if God were one of us?
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Why are men fasinated with boobies?
What if God were one of us?
Why are men fasinated with boobies?
"I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day."
- Steve Martin, LA Story.
I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.
This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.
GO.
I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.
This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.
GO.
If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?
What is the meaning of life??
Where did I leave my keys?
I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.
This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.
GO.
If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?
Koala.
What is the meaning of life??
To eventually die.
If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?
Koala.
Are you a fucking Eucalyptus Tree?
What is the meaning of life??
To eventually die.
Are we allowed to argue with you??
To eventually die.
Are we allowed to argue with you??
Yes. But you will be wrong.
Just warning you.
Where does poo come from?