Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[random3434]

Vodka Martini or Madris?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I have a bunch of wood that has to get chucked.

Should I hire a wood chuck to chuck the wood? Would the wood chuck do a good job of chucking the wood if I would hire the wood chuck?

 

[strollingbones]

rent a wood splitter.....

i have no questions....i have no answers......

 

[xotoxi]

Vodka Martini or Madris?

Neither. I prefer...Dos Equis.

 

[xotoxi]

I have a bunch of wood that has to get chucked.

Should I hire a wood chuck to chuck the wood? Would the wood chuck do a good job of chucking the wood if I would hire the wood chuck?

It all depends...how much wood do you have to chuck?

 

[xotoxi]

i have no questions....i have no answers......

Then I cannot help you.

 

[elvis]

I have a bunch of wood that has to get chucked.

Should I hire a wood chuck to chuck the wood? Would the wood chuck do a good job of chucking the wood if I would hire the wood chuck?

It all depends...how much wood do you have to chuck?

who do you think I am, the fucking night watchman?

 

[xotoxi]

I have a bunch of wood that has to get chucked.

Should I hire a wood chuck to chuck the wood? Would the wood chuck do a good job of chucking the wood if I would hire the wood chuck?

It all depends...how much wood do you have to chuck?

who do you think I am, the fucking night watchman?

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[strollingbones]

so that is who you are fucking? well i should have known.

 

[JW Frogen]

There are manboobs, will there ever be a manwomb?

And will it be caused by drinking too much beer?

 

[xotoxi]

There are manboobs, will there ever be a manwomb?

No.

And will it be caused by drinking too much beer?

Yes.

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[xotoxi]

If you don't ask some questions, you won't get any answers.

How can you have any answers if you don't ask some questions?

YOU! YES YOU, behind the bikesheds!

STAND STILL LADDY!!!

 

[xotoxi]

Yes. I use the Magic 8 ball, Ouija board, and Wikipedia, among other sources to help me answer questions.

 

[strollingbones]

i ask you a question....why did a certain person get banned....and what was your answer? lol

 

[xotoxi]

i ask you a question....why did a certain person get banned....and what was your answer? lol

"Outlook not so good."

 

[Big Black Dog]

When a person sneezes we say "God bless you." What should we say when a person farts?

 

[del]

why is my penis?

 

[xotoxi]

When a person sneezes we say "God bless you." What should we say when a person farts?

"Dude! What the FUCK?"

 

[xotoxi]

why is my penis?

You need a knife or very large gardening clippers.

That will take care of your problem.