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Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
>None of our boys will die on foreign soil
Nixon:
>I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
>Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
>I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
GW Bush:
>Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Obama:
>I will have the most transparent administration in history.
>The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
>I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
>The IRS is not targeting anyone.
>It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
>I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
>You didn't build that!
>I will restore trust in Government.
>The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
>The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
>It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
>Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
>We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
>I am not spying on American citizens.
>Obama Care will be good for America.
>You can keep your family doctor.
>Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
>If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
>It's just like shopping at Amazon.
>I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
>I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
>I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
>I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
>If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
>If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
>I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
>I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
I believe we have a winner
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
>None of our boys will die on foreign soil
Nixon:
>I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
>Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
>I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
GW Bush:
>Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Obama:
>I will have the most transparent administration in history.
>The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
>I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
>The IRS is not targeting anyone.
>It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
>I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
>You didn't build that!
>I will restore trust in Government.
>The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
>The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
>It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
>Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
>We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
>I am not spying on American citizens.
>Obama Care will be good for America.
>You can keep your family doctor.
>Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
>If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
>It's just like shopping at Amazon.
>I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
>I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
>I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
>I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
>If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
>If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
>I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
>I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
I believe we have a winner