Planned Parenthood jokes

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Did you know that Planned Parenthood received over $500 million in taxpayer funding last year.

To give you an idea of how much this is, it's about 50 fetus livers.

 

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Why did the fetus cross the road?

Because Planned Parenthood moved the dumpster.

 

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Planned Parenthood joke of the day.

Knock, knock,

Who's there?

You'll never know.

 

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My son keeps telling me that the boogie man is hiding under his bed every night and is scared to death to be in there by himself. However, one night I caught him laughing while looking under his bed. I asked him what he was laughing at. He said he was laughing at the boogie man who was crying. Confused, I asked what exactly he was talking about. He replied, after watching the news the boogie man is the one who is scared. He keeps looking under his bed for Planned Parenthood.

 

[S.J.]

I'll bet liberals laugh their asses off at those jokes. Especially the Obamas.