Perhaps this explains Teresa's disposition

[Merlin1047]

There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one
>day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
>her fourth wedding.
>
> Well, replied the sales clerk, exactly what type of dress are
>you looking for?
>
>
> The bride to be said: A long frilly white dress with a veil.
>
> The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally
>said, Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more
>appropriate for brides who are being married the first time for those
>who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
>
> Well replied the customer, more than a little put out. I can
>assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not,
>despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride.
>
> You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he
>died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got
>into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have
>not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately.
>
> What about your third husband? asked the sales clerk.
>
> Well said the woman, he was a Democrat and every night for four
>years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
>going to be.