Perhaps this explains Teresa's disposition

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    There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one
    >day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
    >her fourth wedding.
    >
    > Well, replied the sales clerk, exactly what type of dress are
    >you looking for?
    >
    >
    > The bride to be said: A long frilly white dress with a veil.
    >
    > The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally
    >said, Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more
    >appropriate for brides who are being married the first time for those
    >who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
    >
    > Well replied the customer, more than a little put out. I can
    >assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not,
    >despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride.
    >
    > You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he
    >died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got
    >into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have
    >not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately.
    >
    > What about your third husband? asked the sales clerk.
    >
    > Well said the woman, he was a Democrat and every night for four
    >years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
    >going to be.
     
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