There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one >day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for >her fourth wedding. > > Well, replied the sales clerk, exactly what type of dress are >you looking for? > > > The bride to be said: A long frilly white dress with a veil. > > The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally >said, Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more >appropriate for brides who are being married the first time for those >who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? > > Well replied the customer, more than a little put out. I can >assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not, >despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride. > > You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he >died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got >into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have >not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately. > > What about your third husband? asked the sales clerk. > > Well said the woman, he was a Democrat and every night for four >years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was >going to be.