Objectum Sexuality.

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    If you live to be cutting edge, even outré ...but definitely the most au fait of all of your friends and acquaintances, then drop your support and interest in same-sex marriage- which is so five-minutes-ago- and join the charge in support of Objectum Sexuality!

    1. "Objectum sexuality, or also known as object sexuality or OS, is an orientation to love objects. Individuals experiencing object sexuality have emotional, romantic, affectionate, spiritual, and sexual relationships with objects.

    ...object sexuality begins, for humans, at the start of puberty with an awareness that they do not relate to peers due to their feelings with objects. They believe that all objects are living and have a soul,...

    For the men who are objectum sexual, they refer to themselves mechasexuals. Mechasexuals have a sexual preference for machines and form a sub category for objectum sexuals. Objectum sexuals are usually attracted to transportation vehicles, small and large structures, landmarks, appliances, sporting goods, and statues. In order to show that they love an object they will take pictures, make models, create different forms of arts, among other things...

    'A world class archerand martial artist, Erika Eiffel came out to the world
    as an objectum sexual proclaiming her love for the Berlin Wall, iron bridges, a fighter plane , a nd her bow named Lance . Soon after co ming ou t, Eiffel married the Eiffel tower on April 8 , 2007.'"
    http://sexual-communication.wikispaces.com/Objectum+Sexuality

    2. "You have got to see this documentary about "objectum sexuals," people who fall in love with objects like fences and amusement park rides, (one woman even married the Eiffel Tower). And they have sex.

    Interestingly, Objectum Sexuals - they call themselves OS people - believe their love with the objects are reciprocal and that they can telepathically communicate with them.

    Amy Wolf is in love with a fairground ride called 1001 Nacht, for which she writes poetry."
    http://jezebel.com/5146666/objectum...nships-with-inanimate-objects-become-intimate
     
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    Why shouldn't people be able to marry their toasters? It's love.
     
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    My wife's been having an affair with her cell phone for years.
     
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    Best keep the Aloe handy.
     
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    I am against it!

    In fact, we should outlaw Dildos, Vagina massagers and lubricants such as KY Jelly immediately!!
     
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    But you're still fiercely attached, in every sense, to that blow-up doll?
     
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    Of course it's name is Lance.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    And you have a thing for transportation vehicles.

    You mechsexual you.

    Bet you only use the best lamb skin towels to "clean" her with.
     
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    While it's true I have a "thing" for transportation vehicles, I would never think of stickin' my schlong up it's tail pipe! At least not unannounced.

    My cars have rights too. :D
     
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    :lol:

    Just make sure to rub it with the right lube.

    :D
     
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