Just when you thought Fig Newton couldn't get any more megalomaniacal -- he does it again. Yup. The "smartest man in the room" can't get his shit together enough to gather the needed signatures to get on the Va primary ballot - thinks it was like one of the most horrific tragedies in American history, where thousands of American soldiers were killed and led to World War. Newt: Virginia Ballot Disaster Is Like Our Pearl Harbor Signatures That Will Leave in Infamy! Stung by his failure to get on the ballot in Virginia, Newt (through his campaign manager) has taken to Facebook likening his set back to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor ... How many more peeks inside the twisted mind of Newt do you need to see just how unbalanced this reptilian creature is?