Nashville shooter manifesto not to be released as of yet.

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Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.

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QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.

"Dangerous material like this cannot be allowed to fall into the hands of the American public, as it threatens to shed light on what drove this trans activist," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a memo, which his office later leaked to the press. "It is paramount to our national security efforts that we keep secret any and all information that could call our approved narrative into question."

The Nashville police department had cooperated with transferring the manifesto into the FBI's possession "for safekeeping," citing their work as "a necessary bulwark against harrowing possible outcomes including but not limited to citizens leaving the Democrat Party."

At publishing time, the FBI announced plans to transport the manifesto to a different secure location to make space in the warehouse for crates of ballots for Biden's reelection.

 

[DukeU]

 

[whitehall]

Quantico? The FBI? What do they have to do with a trannie shooter who murdered 4 kids and 4 adults in Nashville Tenn.? The Nashville Cops who arrived at the scene in record time and took out the terrorist shooter need to be cited for special recognition but the FBI had nothing to do with it. Why did the feds take possession of the copious manifest? Years ago the media might have questioned it but today the Feds can get away with anything.

 

[1srelluc]

Quantico? The FBI? What do they have to do with a trannie shooter who murdered 4 kids and 4 adults in Nashville Tenn.? The Nashville Cops who arrived at the scene in record time and took out the terrorist shooter need to be cited for special recognition but the FBI had nothing to do with it. Why did the feds take possession of the copious manifest? Years ago the media might have questioned it but today the Feds can get away with anything.

Well they have their own team of psychoanalysis folks working on it.

Now you have to remember that the whole profession is littered with nut-jobs trying to find "meaning" when they can't find it in their own lives.

 

[basquebromance]

but the left are there for you for all your Tucker Carlson juicy text needs! lol

 

[whitehall]

Well they have their own team of psychoanalysis folks working on it.

Now you have to remember that the whole profession is littered with nut-jobs trying to find "meaning" when they can't find it in their own lives.

You almost gotta laugh if it wasn't so tragic. The psychoanalyst geniuses in the FBI couldn't come up with a motive for the Vegas shooter, Stephen Paddock, when the media referred to his Country music victims before the shooting as a "Trump rally". Now the same geniuses can't figure out why the trannie terrorist attacked a Christian school? What are we paying these idiots for?

 

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Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.

babylonbee.com

QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.

"Dangerous material like this cannot be allowed to fall into the hands of the American public, as it threatens to shed light on what drove this trans activist," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a memo, which his office later leaked to the press. "It is paramount to our national security efforts that we keep secret any and all information that could call our approved narrative into question."

The Nashville police department had cooperated with transferring the manifesto into the FBI's possession "for safekeeping," citing their work as "a necessary bulwark against harrowing possible outcomes including but not limited to citizens leaving the Democrat Party."

At publishing time, the FBI announced plans to transport the manifesto to a different secure location to make space in the warehouse for crates of ballots for Biden's reelection.

You do realize the Babylon Bee is a satire site, right, rube?

Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of You

ONTARIO, CA — History was made today as the guy weaving in and out of traffic ahead of you on the freeway was awarded an impressive 1st place trophy after he arrived at the offramp a full 15 seconds before all the other cars he impatiently swerved around.

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