My Request for this Christmas Season

Weatherman2020

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Mar 3, 2013
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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer, put out the joint, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Merry Christmas!!!
 
New Christmas Song (Sung to the tune ''All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.")

All I want for Christmas is a new bomb belt,
A new bomb belt, yes a new bomb belt.
All I want for Christmas is a new bomb belt,
So I can wish you "Allah Akbar!"

~~Sung by Ahmed Camelhumper
 

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