My place was ransacked today! Which one of you did it?

[Billo_Really]

My place was broken into today while I was at work. I wanna know which one of you right wing mother-fuckers climbed through my window and ransacked my place?

Nothing was taken, but now I gotta do housework!

God, I hate you!

 

[Pop23]

Nothing was taken?

Not even the beer?

Are you sure?

 

[Ringel05]

My place was broken into today while I was at work. I wanna know which one of you right wing mother-fuckers climbed through my window and ransacked my place?

Nothing was taken, but now I gotta do housework!

God, I hate you!

So they left the plastic over the cardboard roof. Good.

 

[Mr. H.]

*tee hee*

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

I'm sorry to hear about your home being broken into and ransacked, Billo_Really. I hope the police capture the vandals.

- Jeri

 

[MaryL]

How do you know you where broken into, traces of pixie dust on the window sill?

 

[Billo_Really]

Nothing was taken?

Not even the beer?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure! I ran out last night and had to get more on the way home, thank God!

I come home and the first thing I see, is my front door is open and my screen door is unlocked. At first, I thought my landlord had an un-authorized visit, but when I called them, I could tell they didn't give a shit what I was going through. So that ruled them out.

So that leaves Bush or the Jews.

What do think? Which one should I blame?

 

[Vandalshandle]

I'm sorry to hear about your home being broken into and ransacked, Billo_Really. I hope the police capture the vandals.

- Jeri

I resent that implication!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billo_Really]

So they left the plastic over the cardboard roof. Good.

They left cardboard all over the place!

They went through all my shoebox files; all my trash bag storage containers; they even found my fathers funeral flag I had stored in an old Maxwell House can.

 

[Billo_Really]

I'm sorry to hear about your home being broken into and ransacked, Billo_Really. I hope the police capture the vandals.

- Jeri

They left me a card.

They wouldn't even write a report.

They just gave me a log number and said if anyone wanted to know anything to call them and they'll tell ya all about it.

 

[Billo_Really]

How do you know you where broken into, traces of pixie dust on the window sill?

The screen is gone!

I don't know how it went away!

The screen is gone...

...and I'm not fuckin' Bill Withers!

 

[Billo_Really]

I resent that implication!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure you took the handle?

 

[Noomi]

My place was broken into today while I was at work. I wanna know which one of you right wing mother-fuckers climbed through my window and ransacked my place?

Nothing was taken, but now I gotta do housework!

God, I hate you!

If you are serious, I am glad you were not harmed.

 

[Billo_Really]

If you are serious, I am glad you were not harmed.

I was at work, but you have no idea how much I wish I was here?

If I find out who did this, I guarantee I will not be kind, but I will be certain.

 

[soonerthunder22]

My place was broken into today while I w

as at work. I wanna know which one of you right wing mother-fuckers climbed through my window and ransacked my place?

Nothing was taken, but now I gotta do housework!

God, I hate you!

Bwahahaha! Right wing mother-fuckers. Billo, you're a crack up. What did you find, right wing DNA. SAY IT! SAY IT!

 

[norwegen]

Billo, clean your bathroom, Son. Lawdy, how does one make a clean get-away when he comes out of the john dirtier than when he went in.

 

[westwall]

My place was broken into today while I was at work. I wanna know which one of you right wing mother-fuckers climbed through my window and ransacked my place?

Nothing was taken, but now I gotta do housework!

God, I hate you!

You're a lefty progressive. You haven't got a damned thing worth stealing you 'tard!

(sorry you got broken into, though, that sucks!)

 

[bayoubill]

Nothing was taken?

Not even the beer?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure! I ran out last night and had to get more on the way home, thank God!

I come home and the first thing I see, is my front door is open and my screen door is unlocked. At first, I thought my landlord had an un-authorized visit, but when I called them, I could tell they didn't give a shit what I was going through. So that ruled them out.

So that leaves Bush or the Jews.

What do think? Which one should I blame?

dunno...

but it's amusingly funny how you assume that, since nothing was stolen, the perpetrator obviously couldn't have been an Obama supporter...

 

[Mr. H.]

*tee hee*

 

[Billo_Really]

You're a lefty progressive. You haven't got a damned thing worth stealing you 'tard!

Not only that, if someone steals my identity, man, are they in a world of shit!