Mossad has trained sharks to destroy Egypt!

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    No, really.

    Egypt Shark Attacks Spur Conspiracy Theories - Newsweek
    by Babak Dehghanpisheh

    Not even Jaws can escape the volatile politics of the Middle East. In the past week the Egyptian resort town of Sharm al-Sheikh has been hit by a spate of gruesome shark attacks, with one person killed. Authorities have been scrambling to reassure tourists that the issue is under control. But the shark is still on the loose, prompting some Egyptian officials to accuse outside forces of sabotaging the country’s booming tourism industry. In an interview with a TV talk show Monday, the governor of South Sinai, Mohammad Abdul Fadhil Shousha, came up with this gem: “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm.”

    You just can't make this kind of stuff up. There are movie producers around the world that are just kicking themselves for not writting this.

    Huh? There are plenty of wacky conspiracy theories circulating around the Middle East (note Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s contention that the U.S. government was responsible for the 9/11 attacks), but this one tops them all. Well, almost. A dive captain working in Sharm al-Sheikh also weighed in on the TV show, suggesting that the Mossad may have guided the shark into Egyptian waters through GPS tracking devices. Hmm, where to start with that one? Where, indeed.

    The part that is actually upsetting is that someone did get killed, and these asshats are blaming Israel.

    At least they didn't claim they trained the sharks by feeding them pork, or lined their teeth in pork.
     
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    I thought that these sharks came closer to the land because some Egyptians dumped dead mule and lamb carcasses in the sea, which attracted the sharks to come closer?
     
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    That's pretty funny...

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    That's just what the filthy Jews want you to think. Why consider hard facts when fantasy is so much more entertaining?
     
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    Loved that cartoon.

    But the best part about this nuttery, is that they have to keep the story up now. The whole "lying is a sin" thing is going to bite these guys in the butt, unless the experts are kept out of the media.

    someone must be up for re-election.
     
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    Of course, Islam is the religion of peace and the answer to all our problems.:clap2:
     
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    The Egyptians have hired shark experts from the States to come sort things out since those clowns don't have a clue what to do over there.
     
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    Since sharks eat anything, they may be considered "unclean". And therefore it's taboo to know anything about them.

    An entire country and no one knows jack about sharks. hahaha

    Didn't this used to be the cradle of Civilization?
     
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    It used to be but when the Arabs invaded North Africa they killed off/raped/displaced all the indigenous people, these Egyptians that currently occupy Egypt have NOTHING to do with the people that built the Pyramids.
     
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    If these Sharks are indeed Mossad agents, why doesn't Hamas or the Muslim Brotherhood send suicide bombers into the ocean to get them, explosives still go off under water correct?
     

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