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    -A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man
    that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a
    preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"
    The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"
    The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the
    animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

    "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!"
    shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

    "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very
    proud of his new purchase.

    The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed
    towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

    "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

    "Oh, no..."

    "Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just
    began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the
    cliff.

    Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord.
    Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In
    Jesus name, AMEN."

    The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the
    cliff.

    "HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man
     

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