- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a TrumpUSA omen-tale about Monopoly, celebrities, and 'gambling goblins.'
Do you sometimes get the eerie feeling that First Lady Melania Trump is depressed?
Maybe we all need some 'hippie storytelling'!
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Shiva and Rumpelstiltskin were engaged in a discussion about the dangers of consumerism and capitalism in the modern age.
SHIVA: Do you know how many people are hypnotized by celebrities?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: It's insane. Planet Hollywood rules the world...
SHIVA: Are you a fan of Starbucks and Facebook?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: I like Charlize Theron...
SHIVA: That actress (great figure) reminds me of Lady Jaye (G.I. Joe patriot-comics).
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: How do you jump from starlet to 'G.I. Jane'?
SHIVA: Well, Theron is a 'diplomat' of commerce games...
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: What's a 'commerce game'?
SHIVA: A commerce game is like Monopoly (Parker Brothers) and Hollywood Squares (TV)!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: You can get Monopoly as an iPhone app now...
SHIVA: I bet Theron has that on her iPhone!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Who cares?
SHIVA: Imagine that Theron makes a movie about a female soldier and owns an iPhone.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: I see. It's all 'product-placement ads' right in cinema.
SHIVA: Correct. That means immigrants get a 'taste' of capitalism even in entertainment!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Maybe commerce is literally changing prudence...
Shiva decided to visit Charlize Theron and disguise himself as a TV repair man. When he went to her home to install a new Samsung Plasma HDTV, he asked her if she owned an iPhone, and when she said she did, he asked her if she owned the Monopoly (Parker Brothers) game as an app. Theron said no but was intrigued and decided to download it onto her iPhone the next day (since Shiva told her that game is now 'hot' among celebrities curious about Wall Street, real estate intrigue, and American piracy). Soon, a ton of celebrities were playing Monopoly on their iPhones and talking about it with each other, and it became a sort of 'anti-Marxism cult.'
Rumpelstiltskin caught wind of this trendy development and visited Shiva to talk to him about the American film Casino (starring Robert De Niro). Shiva mentioned that celebrities like to indulge in their fame and fortune and it contributes to why film-makers (such as Martin Scorsese would want to make a movie about gambling entertainment and the casino industry). Rumpelstiltskin remarked that someday America would elect a casino-owner as its U.S. President (perhaps Donald Trump!), since speculating about fashion was officially a 'political activity.' Shiva realized he was once a huge fan of the Bollywood-couture magazine Stardust. The world had changed.
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Do you sometimes get the eerie feeling that First Lady Melania Trump is depressed?
Maybe we all need some 'hippie storytelling'!
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Shiva and Rumpelstiltskin were engaged in a discussion about the dangers of consumerism and capitalism in the modern age.
SHIVA: Do you know how many people are hypnotized by celebrities?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: It's insane. Planet Hollywood rules the world...
SHIVA: Are you a fan of Starbucks and Facebook?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: I like Charlize Theron...
SHIVA: That actress (great figure) reminds me of Lady Jaye (G.I. Joe patriot-comics).
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: How do you jump from starlet to 'G.I. Jane'?
SHIVA: Well, Theron is a 'diplomat' of commerce games...
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: What's a 'commerce game'?
SHIVA: A commerce game is like Monopoly (Parker Brothers) and Hollywood Squares (TV)!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: You can get Monopoly as an iPhone app now...
SHIVA: I bet Theron has that on her iPhone!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Who cares?
SHIVA: Imagine that Theron makes a movie about a female soldier and owns an iPhone.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: I see. It's all 'product-placement ads' right in cinema.
SHIVA: Correct. That means immigrants get a 'taste' of capitalism even in entertainment!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Maybe commerce is literally changing prudence...
Shiva decided to visit Charlize Theron and disguise himself as a TV repair man. When he went to her home to install a new Samsung Plasma HDTV, he asked her if she owned an iPhone, and when she said she did, he asked her if she owned the Monopoly (Parker Brothers) game as an app. Theron said no but was intrigued and decided to download it onto her iPhone the next day (since Shiva told her that game is now 'hot' among celebrities curious about Wall Street, real estate intrigue, and American piracy). Soon, a ton of celebrities were playing Monopoly on their iPhones and talking about it with each other, and it became a sort of 'anti-Marxism cult.'
Rumpelstiltskin caught wind of this trendy development and visited Shiva to talk to him about the American film Casino (starring Robert De Niro). Shiva mentioned that celebrities like to indulge in their fame and fortune and it contributes to why film-makers (such as Martin Scorsese would want to make a movie about gambling entertainment and the casino industry). Rumpelstiltskin remarked that someday America would elect a casino-owner as its U.S. President (perhaps Donald Trump!), since speculating about fashion was officially a 'political activity.' Shiva realized he was once a huge fan of the Bollywood-couture magazine Stardust. The world had changed.
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