misuse a homophone in a sentence

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    Though they had tried to wait until they were 22, they ultimately didn't have the patients.
     
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    Though they lived way out in the Styx, they—being ever the adventurous pare—wanted to break each other in elsewhere, far from home.
     
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    So they jumped into the truck, and headed to the state capital building.
     
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    Dick drove with the petal to the medal, so they could get there as quickly as possible.
     
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    True story, but you have to listen for the accent: My grandmother, an educated Navy nurse, thought "all," "awl," and "oil" were homophones. It is a central La accent. Up on Trout Creek, I suppose they are homophones.
     

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