misuse a homophone in a sentence

[manifold]

shart_attack's creative righting skills could ewes a little work.

 

[Ropey]

the tail was told with a post so bold

 

[shart_attack]

I'm not the least bit suede by the tail told by this ferry "manifold".

He doesn't make me laugh.

He doesn't use a vow well.

And most of his posts are pretty Sikh.

 

[Big Black Dog]

misuse a homophone in a sentence

Whenever I am away and want to talk to the wife I find the nearest "homophone" and dial her number.

 

[emilynghiem]

Life is like a game of chess: when in doubt, move a-pawn.

("ba-dum-TSH" / insert drum kick)

 

[HenryBHough]

The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve.

 

[manifold]

shart's male box is always filled with junk.

 

[Ropey]

Toro and Manifold lost the interwebs due to hi daving.

 

[BobPlumb]

Aye ooze home a phones awe thee thyme.

 

[HenryBHough]

She blew her whole refund check buying a fancy saddle in the tax shop.

 

[Ropey]

I blue a heal in my shoe...


...while doing the old soft shew.

 

[emilynghiem]

I better tern my knows the otter way
before I sneeze atchoooooo!

 

[BobPlumb]

A bomb and a bull snow man!

 

[emilynghiem]

A bomb and a bull snow man!

Walking through the jungle, I almost stepped on a land mind.
I'm lucky to be in one peace!

 

[shart_attack]

Dick and Jane had sects together for the first time when they were both 19.

 

[shart_attack]

Though they had tried to wait until they were 22, they ultimately didn't have the patients.

 

[shart_attack]

Though they lived way out in the Styx, they—being ever the adventurous pare—wanted to break each other in elsewhere, far from home.

 

[shart_attack]

So they jumped into the truck, and headed to the state capital building.

 

[shart_attack]

Dick drove with the petal to the medal, so they could get there as quickly as possible.

 

[Tresha91203]

True story, but you have to listen for the accent: My grandmother, an educated Navy nurse, thought "all," "awl," and "oil" were homophones. It is a central La accent. Up on Trout Creek, I suppose they are homophones.