Ravi
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Question: John how many houses do you own?
John: err, ah err, ah
Q: how many?
J: err ah ah err
Q: do you know?
J: ah err err ah
Q: Are you sure you are qualified to be president?
J: no, err, ah err, yea...did I tell you about...
The Conservative Nanny State
A vote for John McCain is a vote against the fundamental principle of America, the right of the individual to lead their life privately without the government interfering.
Cindy: John, wake up! The red phone is ringing.
John: Wuh, wtf you freakish zombie, where'd those fangs come from?
Cindy: Hello? The President is sleepwalking in the Rose Garden, better call Mitt.
ring, ring, ring,
Mitt: Okay, give me 45 minutes to fix my hair and I'll be right down. Which wife is on duty tonight? I'll need someone to spray the mousse.