A 32 year old male office worker died today after overdosing on Excel spreadsheets. The dead mans boss had earlier warned his employee I tried to stop him, I really did. He started off small, inserting columns and deleting rows. But then he learnt how to do sums and eventually the power of pie charts took over. The victim gradually lost the will to live after a freak accident. A whole mornings work was lost after he deleted the wrong Excel file. A colleague explained His face just dropped, the thought of sitting in front of a spreadsheet for another minute was just too much, boredom just took him away. Rumours that well wishers should email their condolences in the form of a pivot table have been denied by the family.