Male priorities

[DamnYankee]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Bootneck]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

 

[KittenKoder]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

Does not surprise me.

 

[dilloduck]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

Does not surprise me.

At least we have things worth protecting

 

[DamnYankee]

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

Does not surprise me.

At least we have things worth protecting

 

[Bootneck]

A survey has revealed the top sexual position among married couples is 'doggy style'.
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

 

[DamnYankee]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

Certainly second when it comes to thinking....

 

[KittenKoder]

That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.

Does not surprise me.

At least we have things worth protecting

When did men start carrying babies in their bellies?

 

[Bootneck]

If women had a penis for a day

Get ahead faster in corporate life.

Get a blow job.

Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

Repeat the second one again.

 

[dilloduck]

Does not surprise me.

At least we have things worth protecting

When did men start carrying babies in their bellies?

You mean our uterus' i think.

 

[KittenKoder]

At least we have things worth protecting

When did men start carrying babies in their bellies?

You mean our uterus' i think.

Wow ... when did you get those?

 

[dilloduck]

When did men start carrying babies in their bellies?

You mean our uterus' i think.

Wow ... when did you get those?

We borrow em silly

 

[DamnYankee]

IF MEN HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY



* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half.

* See if they could finally do splits.

* See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

* Cross their legs without rearranging.

* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

* Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

[Gunny]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

I'm SURE there must be a point to all this ....

 

[Agnapostate]

* Finally find that damned G-spot.

Finding the G-spot isn't difficult to begin with, though it would seem to become more difficult as a woman since it would require a sharply bent wrist and fingers.

 

[DamnYankee]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

I'm SURE there must be a point to all this ....

Well bless your pointed little heads.... There certainly was.

 

[Gunny]

A survey has revealed the top sexual position among married couples is 'doggy style'.
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

 

[Gunny]

A little known fact....

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

I'm SURE there must be a point to all this ....

Well bless your pointed little heads.... There certainly was.

and ...

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm SURE there must be a point to all this ....

Well bless your pointed little heads.... There certainly was.

and ...

That men have their priorities in order!