Male priorities

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    A little known fact....

    The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

    It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
     
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    That's because the brain is only man's second most important organ.
     
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    Does not surprise me.
     
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    At least we have things worth protecting :lol:
     
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    A survey has revealed the top sexual position among married couples is 'doggy style'.
    The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
     
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    Certainly second when it comes to thinking.... :lol:
     
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    When did men start carrying babies in their bellies? :eusa_eh:
     
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    If women had a penis for a day

    Get ahead faster in corporate life.

    Get a blow job.

    Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

    Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

    Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    Repeat the second one again.
     

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