Logic

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    Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer..

    Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

    Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

    The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History and Logic.

    'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

    The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

    'Yeah.'

    'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

    'That's true, I do have a yard.'

    'I'm not done,' the Dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

    'Yes, I do have a house.'

    'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

    'Yes, I have a family.'

    'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

    'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

    Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.

    'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'

    Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

    'No.'

    'Then you're a queer.. '
     
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    Thanks Pale!
     
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    Tem-PEEE aye. I used to live in Apache Junction. Fun time, but too damn hot.
     
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    Is this kinda like ... If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?

    :lol:
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    A.J. is huge now. Yep Tempe, just a few blocks from ASU
     
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    I lived on the corner of Tomahawk and Cody in A.J., five miles from the base of the Superstitions. Used to hang out in Los Vaqueros, great bar, and the Mammoth out in Goldfield. I spent the last year and half I lived in Phoenix up in Deerfield while going to MMI.
     
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    This is interesting. I will be in Tempe this weekend, attending an event for my business.
     
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    Cool, Have a great time.
     

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