Husband and wife shopping in the supermarket! Husband picks up a crate of 24 cans of beer and puts it in the trolley! 'What do you think your doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on offer, £10.00 for 24 cans!' replies the husband. 'We can't afford it,' the wife replies 'put them back! Her husband replaced the cans. A little later, down another aisle the wife picks up a large tub of face cream and puts it in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' her husband asks. 'Its face cream' she replies 'it makes me look beautiful!'. 'So does 24 cans of beer' her old man replies 'and its half the fucking price!'