lies your mother told you

[shart_attack]

"Money can't buy you love, son."

Okay, ma, I am bigtime callin' you out on this one.

Some of my best friends have been strippers.

 

[shart_attack]

"Never take candy from strangers, son."

So how the heck's a kid supposed to get some leg, then, ma???

 

[shart_attack]

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, son."

So why the heck do you and dad spank me all the frick'n time, ma?

 

[Disir]

I don't remember lies. I remember real important truths. Don't spit in the wind. Keep your mouth closed on bikes.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

lies your mother told you

You can't do that.

Uh...(notices pic) Forgot what I was gonna say.