lies your mother told you

"No, I don't know what that is, but I doubt something crawling in the grass would hurt you. Go ahead and pick it up."
 
"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

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The one and only thing: There is a Santa Claus...:(
 
the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl
 
"Oh, honey, the curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
 

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