notmyfault2020
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- Oct 7, 2022
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Jesus: Hello. I am Truth Itself.
Liberal: Oh... I've heard of truth.. didn't like it much, have to say
J: But you knew you should have followed Truth..
L: Yeh.. But I just kept winning by LYING
J: Until now
L: Uh... (gulp) yeh... What do you mean? Maybe I am getting what you mean... slowly.. and mostly due to the fact that my ass seems to be burning all the sudden. Help!
J: I could have helped you while you lived on Earth but you didn't want to be bothered with Me
L: Well... I was busy
J: Too busy for Truth.. vis a vis the ultimate meaning of life.. Didn't you find that life as a big liar to be quite shallow and unfulfilling?
L: Yes, I did... Ouch.. Could you turn down the heat a tad? Then we could have us a great little chat.. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Hey, I thought You were merciful?
J: I am merciful to those who TRY.
L: You *&^%$#@ Turn off this damn heat! I was NOT a really bad person. I voted for the right person.. or the one I thought was that..
J: Another lie... Away with you
L: It's too hot! I can't stand it... It's too.........ahhhhhhhhh
Liberal: Oh... I've heard of truth.. didn't like it much, have to say
J: But you knew you should have followed Truth..
L: Yeh.. But I just kept winning by LYING
J: Until now
L: Uh... (gulp) yeh... What do you mean? Maybe I am getting what you mean... slowly.. and mostly due to the fact that my ass seems to be burning all the sudden. Help!
J: I could have helped you while you lived on Earth but you didn't want to be bothered with Me
L: Well... I was busy
J: Too busy for Truth.. vis a vis the ultimate meaning of life.. Didn't you find that life as a big liar to be quite shallow and unfulfilling?
L: Yes, I did... Ouch.. Could you turn down the heat a tad? Then we could have us a great little chat.. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Hey, I thought You were merciful?
J: I am merciful to those who TRY.
L: You *&^%$#@ Turn off this damn heat! I was NOT a really bad person. I voted for the right person.. or the one I thought was that..
J: Another lie... Away with you
L: It's too hot! I can't stand it... It's too.........ahhhhhhhhh