===let's write a story===

[TheOldSchool]

Mr. and Mrs. Gore looked proudly over their troops. These hardened warriors would surely whup the rebel, and put the fear of god in them. Sarah Gore stepped forward and ROARED a mighty grizzly war cry!

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

"Oh, Al," Sarah said. "I'm so glad I was able to dump Todd and woo you away from Tipper!" They embraced, and then suddenly on the horizon, there appeared....

 

[Steelplate]

Todd and Tipper...in Tipper's canoe..furiously paddling their way towards Sarah and Al.

 

[Foxfyre]

While the school marm counted and graded 10-word posts. . . .

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Some where and some day, the school marm thought some one will write the perfect----

 

[Foxfyre]

essay, properly capitalized, punctuated, and spelled. But elsewhere in Duluth. . . .

 

[jan]

nobody really gave a shit!

 

[Foxfyre]

"Caramba!" said the school marm when heard that Frankie was. . . .

 

[cereal_killer]

...nursing a horrendous case of Hemorrhoids. Days away from deployment to LZ Viper in S. Dakota, Frankie contemplated his death in battle and if his hemorrhoids needed attention. Nonplussed, he picked up his combat gear, and headed towards the door.....

 

[Jos]

Pausing a second, the door hit him in the arse

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

making him realize those hemorrhoids really did need attention before he could consider doing battle. So he headed to the drugstore only to find that...

 

[TheOldSchool]

making him realize those hemorrhoids really did need attention before he could consider doing battle. So he headed to the drugstore only to find that...

...it was A TRAP!

..."Long time no see Al," raspily spoke the cloaked figure behind the counter of the drugstore. "How's the Missus?"

Al Gore took a moment to respond... "She's fine," his southern drawl wavered... "I- I just spoke with h-her. Sh-sh-she's back home in Tennessee," he said.

The cloaked man looked up at him, lifting back his hood, and with an amused smile rebuked "Oh really Al... and what EXACTLY is Mrs. Sarah Palin-Gore doing in Tennessee?"

"Damn you Joe Lieberman!!!" yelled the now embarrassed Al Palin-Gore razz:), WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???"

And Joe grinned, oh how he grinned. He grinned the biggest grin that's ever been grinned in aalllllllll the world!!!!!

And he said, "Al Palin-Gore, you have NO IDEA about what the shit is going oooon here DO YOU!!! Huh bitch? HUH BITCH???" (now read that again with a Samuel L. Jackson voice)

He continued, "Motherfucker I'm about to----

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

kick your ass! You think you're sooo special, with your fancy new wife and all. But I've got news for you. Something's going down and you are on the wrong side of the fence, buddy-boy! You need to...

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Choke your chicken, and pay attention while you can-----

 

[TheOldSchool]

Choke your chicken, and pay attention while you can-----

And then he put a foot to Al Gore's crotch so hard that it knocked both testicles straight up his torso and out his left nostril!

Then the front door crashed open and in scrambled Todd and Tipper armed with --

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

A picture of al gores turd floating in the shitter shaped like a 45 pistol at the college he was teaching at-------

 

[TheOldSchool]

A picture of al gores turd floating in the shitter shaped like a 45 pistol at the college he was teaching at-------

But this was no ordinary picture...

Because written into the turd, in tiny Aramaic letters, was the phrase---

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

your banned to teach here anymore al gore, for breaking the schools no weapons and display in any way policy, [ the police has been informed]----- al gore told the dean I was just shooting the shit!!!!-----------------

 

[Pop23]

Chapter 69

I kissed her hard and deep, deeper than I've ever kissed another woman......

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Then geraldo saw this and was stunned and began to ----- --------- [hi pops]