Kwanzaa or Hanukkah Songs?

[Bonzi]

Are there any?

 

[debbiedowner]

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Kwanza is a made up holiday.

 

[blastoff]

Are there any?

Best known is White Christmas.

 

[BulletProof]

Hanukkah songs: "We killed Jesus and we'd to it again, la la la."
Kwanzaa songs: "Kill white people, la la la."

 

[Pete7469]

Kwanza? What the fuck is that? Sounds like some place you take a shit in some east asian country.

 

[BulletProof]

Kwanza? What the fuck is that? Sounds like some place you take a shit in some east asian country.

Once upon a time, some decades ago, a black supremacist, who liked to rape and torture women, decided to come up with a totally stupid holiday purely for blacks to choose over Christmas.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I remember the choir I was in during my 4th and 5th grade school years singing one Hanukkah song for our Christmas program during both years, but sadly I do not remember the lyrics to either song.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[jwoodie]

Are there any?

Both Kwanzaa and Hanukkah were minor holidays subsequently inflated to be replacements for Christmas. It is too bad that many of their celebrants are unable to distinguish between Jesus and Santa Claus (or the Easter Bunny).

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

 

[Bonzi]

I remember the choir I was in during my 4th and 5th grade school years singing one Hanukkah song for our Christmas program during both years, but sadly I do not remember the lyrics to either song.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

We sang a song about a dredle.... forgot that one....

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Are there any?[

The Hanukkah Song by Adam Sandler

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Okay
This is a song that uhh
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh
Not too many Chanukah songs
So uhh
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs
Here we go!

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Hanukkah
So much funukkah
To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukkah is
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me


David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Hanukkah

O.J. Simpson: not a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kkah
If you really, really wanna-kkha
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah!