Kissing....... (Making Out)

[Pogo]

I'm going to ruin this right now!

If you knew how disgusting people's tongues are, you might not like kissing so much. You are swapping much more than spit.

Yeah -- pheromones.

I'll take it. I figure it's at least as "safe" as food. And in the event it isn't ...... what a way to go.

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

 

[JakeStarkey]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

 

[Bonzi]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

 

[Pogo]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Pure unadulterated self-torture.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm going to ruin this right now!

If you knew how disgusting people's tongues are, you might not like kissing so much. You are swapping much more than spit.

Yeah -- pheromones.

I'll take it. I figure it's at least as "safe" as food. And in the event it isn't ...... what a way to go.

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

Watermelon gum is the best! I'll step in some later and let you taste.

 

[Bonzi]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Is it hard for women to control themselves around you?
Or, vice versa???

 

[Pogo]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

That's gotta be hard on the neck.

But I do like the way she does all the work.

 

[ChrisL]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Why?

 

[Bonzi]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Pure unadulterated self-torture.

It's amazing (... if it's even true!!! ...) The story needs to be on "Ripley's Believe it or Not"!

 

[Bonzi]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

That's gotta be hard on the neck.

But I do like the way she does all the work.

Wow you are so typical Pogo!!!

 

[Pogo]

Yeah -- pheromones.

I'll take it. I figure it's at least as "safe" as food. And in the event it isn't ...... what a way to go.

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

Watermelon gum is the best! I'll step in some later and let you taste.

But .... let me taste what?
Aye, there's the rub.


I love loopholes.

 

[JakeStarkey]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Pure unadulterated self-torture.

Not at all.

 

[JakeStarkey]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Is it hard for women to control themselves around you? Or, vice versa???

There's no problem.

 

[JakeStarkey]

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

Watermelon gum is the best! I'll step in some later and let you taste.

But .... let me taste what?
Aye, there's the rub.


I love loopholes.

You are going to give her a watermelon foot rub?

 

[Bonzi]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Is it hard for women to control themselves around you? Or, vice versa???

There's no problem.

Mysterious... ok.....

 

[Pogo]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

That's gotta be hard on the neck.

But I do like the way she does all the work.

Wow you are so typical Pogo!!!

Them's fightin' words.

OK how 'bout this?

 

[ChrisL]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

That's gotta be hard on the neck.

But I do like the way she does all the work.

Wow you are so typical Pogo!!!

Them's fightin' words.

OK how 'bout this?

Dangerous. she has a bloody foot.

 

[ChrisL]

I do enjoy folks acting silly.

are you the Jake they are referring to when they say "Fake Jake"?

They do, because I expose their silliness and lies.

Of course it's possible. I have always, when in the military and college and work, never permitted a woman to hold any type of meeting with me in a closed room. An open door suffices. I had a woman supervisor have problem with it, so I went to HR, then she had no problem with it. I was normally in all male military units, so that was not a problem. When I had duties in a maintenance battalion or a signals unit, I made sure (cleared it with the CSM or 1SG or the XO or the 6) that I had an eyes-access office space. Never had a problem.

Is it hard for women to control themselves around you? Or, vice versa???

There's no problem.

You know, it takes more usually than to be alone with a woman. Those pornos are not an accurate representation of what happens when men and women are alone together in a room in most cases.

 

[ChrisL]

The women are not going to rip their clothes off and jump all over you, Mr. Jake.

 

[Bonzi]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome.

That's gotta be hard on the neck.

But I do like the way she does all the work.

Wow you are so typical Pogo!!!

Them's fightin' words.

OK how 'bout this?

I've a lover, not a fighter